How not to lose a cell phone

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Applause for Divya the great.

🙂

I have managed to lose my fourth cellphone.Amidst all the grief i am updating the blog…Now Now let the great one begin the session

1) Who do you think is most likely to get your cell phone???…think…think…think hard…..
The auto wallahs – i betcha these are the people who have got most of the lost cellphones….( If you dont believe it herez a fact – They have got 2 of my cellphones and i really dont know how many more they might get)

2) Where do you think you will lose your cellphone….hmm anywhere just anywhere….believe me they can be lost anywhere..
Buses – No need of any pick pockets….just get into a crowded bus …try to take out the change and bingo you might drop your cell phone and you wont find it again.
Theatres – just go watch a nice movie ….after watching the last emotional scene …you are so taken in by the movie and the urge to get fresh air that you forget your mobile
Roads – Now…..this is the best one..
You just need to get back from shopping with loads of bags and you wont see your cell phone drop…
i even dropped a cellphone on the road and walked for 100 metres coolly before realizing that i have managed to do it again!!!!
Getting out of the Car – just have the cellphone on your lap(esp for ladies as its difficult for guys)….and after an hour journey just get out with relief ….your cellphone falls and if you dont hear it fall then its GOODBYE to the dearest mobile piece.

The best part is the aftermath …. you know that you have lost your cell phone but still still you have that last hope left in you that somehow you will get your cell phone back…that a nice samaritan will come back with that dearest cell phone of yours…..or somebody will call you and ask you to pick up your cellphone from them…or that the thief might be caught red-handed somehow….You get all nostalgic about that rectangular piece which used to help you connect with the rest of the world….you feel something missing all the time…..
all these happen till you get your new cellphone…..another month with the new arrival and you are BACK TO NORMAL

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6 thoughts on “How not to lose a cell phone

  1. hey, congratulations, i bet you are going to go in for that latest model.

    may i suggest a security chain? unless, ofcourse, you like losing your old phone “accidentally” every once in a while.

  2. Hey Divya,

    I can completely understand your feeling …. theres one more better way to loose your mobile … ( and this comes out of one heck of an experiance )

    go to a nice restaurant / pub … like Koshy’s … on a saturday for lunch … sit and chat to your friend while sippin on a bacardi … there comes a skinny fellow with a cap to your table and unfolds a dirty paper ( signed by some collector of a god forsaken village ) AND ASKS YOU FOR SOME MONEY … YOU REACH FOR YOUR WALLET AND GET HIM SOME COINS AND HE LEAVES …. 10 SECONDS LATER YOU JUST ASKS YOURSELF .. WHERE’S MY CELL … BAM … ITS GONE
    THIS GUY UNFOLDED HIS PAPER ON MY CELL WHICH WAS ON THE TABEL AND HAS TAKEN IT .. AND HE HAS DONE IT SUPER SMOOTH …. TRIED CALLING THE CELL ITS ALREADY SWITCHED OFF ..
    20K FLUSHED DOWN

    HOPE YOU DONT LEARN THIS TRICK OF LOOSING MOBILE THE HARD WAY ..

    btw .. CANT YOU GET A TAG AND HANG YOUR MOB AROUND YOUR NECK ????

    CHEERS
    jm
    JERRYMARTIN2406@GMAIL.COM

  3. May I take the liberty to add one more potential way:

    You’re crossing an intersection while roller skating (yeah, those shoes with weheels). Seeing the approaching cars, you get nervoous and fall down. Behumbled, you get back on your knees, not taking notice of the cellphone that dropped out of your cellphone holder as a result.

    True incident :D. Thankfully, to add to the weird turn of events, a good samaritan picks up the phone and I manage to get it back.

  4. Dude divya…blame not on all autowalls… i have got back the mobile from the autowala … 🙂 …. may be luck me …!!!!!!!!

    Now adding to ways to loose a phone…. In the hurry to get off the office after long working hours…leave the mobile on the desk ……..on your way back home u reliaze u have left the mobile…… now u check weather ur mobile is still ringing…….and its ringing 🙂 ….. and u use your brains….and call up office security and tell him that u have left ur mobile ph on the desk ….for which he responds…he dosent have access to your cube …..poor u …..to save it from the non technical staff who comes in the morning to clean the cuble…..u come back to office….to ur suprose the fone is not there in the place where u last saw her……in the frustation try calling ur number from ur desk…as expected….the airtel customer u r trying to reach is not avaliable please try after some time !!!!!!!!!!! ohhhhh gosh …….

    Now who do u blame……did the security do it…..he claims he dosent have access to ur cube…..do i need to blame on my luck or the call i made to security ?????

    Cheers,
    Madhav

  5. I have a friend, who went to buy a charger for the mobile and came back with the nicely packed charger, leaving her mobile in the shop. Soon after her mom calls, and he being a good samaritan, asked her to inform my friend about the loss.

    Nice blog, and keep writing 🙂

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